Do Not Microwave Your Dirty Sponge or You Will be a Sad Person

Are you a sad person? Is it because you microwaved your sponge? I know most of you cried out with  resounding “YES!” to both those questions, so I’ll just cut to the chase. If for by some reason you answered “no” to the second question, which I know is highly unlikely, then I’m going to dispense… More Do Not Microwave Your Dirty Sponge or You Will be a Sad Person

Songs That Make Me Feel Feelings and Think About Life and Stuff

Hey kids, Remember when I used to post songs I was listening to compulsively or the week? Yeah, me neither. It’s been so long and I’m probably still listening to the same songs. BUT let’s dive right in because I want to listen to all these songs again as soon as possible. Links are in the… More Songs That Make Me Feel Feelings and Think About Life and Stuff

I WENT TO CANADA

This weekend I went to CANADA! I saw Niagara Falls, ate a Tim Horton’s donut, and bought checkered long johns with a workable buttflap. If you’re afraid of heights and/or horrible naturally-occurring deathtraps, then I don’t advise going to the falls. I also REALLY don’t advise going to tourist attraction, “Journey Behind the Falls.” In Journey Behind the Falls… More I WENT TO CANADA

Ok Cupid 

I unintentionally joined a dating site and I already feel ashamed about it. I signed up originally to look at the format first hand, so I made my profile picture Enrico Palazzo (aka Frank Drebin from The Naked Gun) and answered all the questions with “singing the Star Spangled Banner.” Unfortunately, the admins quickly realized… More Ok Cupid