Me and My Guitar and Our Staircase of Brussel Sprouts

Hey kids! This week in great and exciting news, I bought a guitar! It’s nothing special but I have been polishing and kissing it every day. I’m surprised it didn’t arrive smashed into toothpicks. Although I shouldn’t say “arrived” considering UPS declared my address was not a real address in the world and I had to… More Me and My Guitar and Our Staircase of Brussel Sprouts

Hey, I’m Dumb and Here’s Why: A Moment on Suicide and My Stupidity*

*Please note this post discusses suicide and may be triggering for some. The National Suicide Hotline for those in need: 1-800-273-8255. HEY FRIENDS! Today I watched the Virgin Suicides for the first time. Not the most uplifting of movies, but who would’ve guessed with that title? I know I’m about 15 years too late and I’m not sure… More Hey, I’m Dumb and Here’s Why: A Moment on Suicide and My Stupidity*

Do Not Microwave Your Dirty Sponge or You Will be a Sad Person

Are you a sad person? Is it because you microwaved your sponge? I know most of you cried out with  resounding “YES!” to both those questions, so I’ll just cut to the chase. If for by some reason you answered “no” to the second question, which I know is highly unlikely, then I’m going to dispense… More Do Not Microwave Your Dirty Sponge or You Will be a Sad Person