Hey, I’m Dumb and Here’s Why: A Moment on Suicide and My Stupidity*

*Please note this post discusses suicide and may be triggering for some. The National Suicide Hotline for those in need: 1-800-273-8255. HEY FRIENDS! Today I watched the Virgin Suicides for the first time. Not the most uplifting of movies, but who would’ve guessed with that title? I know I’m about 15 years too late and I’m not sure… More Hey, I’m Dumb and Here’s Why: A Moment on Suicide and My Stupidity*

Do Not Microwave Your Dirty Sponge or You Will be a Sad Person

Are you a sad person? Is it because you microwaved your sponge? I know most of you cried out with  resounding “YES!” to both those questions, so I’ll just cut to the chase. If for by some reason you answered “no” to the second question, which I know is highly unlikely, then I’m going to dispense… More Do Not Microwave Your Dirty Sponge or You Will be a Sad Person

Songs That Make Me Feel Feelings and Think About Life and Stuff

Hey kids, Remember when I used to post songs I was listening to compulsively or the week? Yeah, me neither. It’s been so long and I’m probably still listening to the same songs. BUT let’s dive right in because I want to listen to all these songs again as soon as possible. Links are in the… More Songs That Make Me Feel Feelings and Think About Life and Stuff

I WENT TO CANADA

This weekend I went to CANADA! I saw Niagara Falls, ate a Tim Horton’s donut, and bought checkered long johns with a workable buttflap. If you’re afraid of heights and/or horrible naturally-occurring deathtraps, then I don’t advise going to the falls. I also REALLY don’t advise going to tourist attraction, “Journey Behind the Falls.” In Journey Behind the Falls… More I WENT TO CANADA

Peanuts and Tomatoes

Hey clam sauces, I was thinking today about my new phrase, “peanuts and tomatoes, amiright?!”  It’s a great way to impress your friends with this hit phrase that means “same difference.”  The origin? I feel the same way about peanuts as I do tomatoes. I’m also an idiot.  BUT hear me on this. I don’t… More Peanuts and Tomatoes