Boss got you down with his latest fribble-frabble nonsense boss talk? “You’ve been 20 minutes late every day to work but still put down your overtime when you work 5 minutes passed close.” *ZOOM * YES AND? Your boss will be so taken back by your leadership skills, he’ll blankly stare at you (obviously impressed)… More “Yes And” Your Way to a Promotion*†!
Very sparingly do I go food shopping. When I do it’s just a flash of me running around Market Basket at 8:57pm on a Wednesday and shoving frozen, microwaveable green beans into my Cynthia Rowley (Marshall’s, amiright?) roll-y bag. The green beans are my vegetable source and Pepe’s 99-cent cheese ravioli is my super source… More There’s No Food in the House
Hello Children of the Corn! I’m an idiot. This may not come as a surprise to some of you (most of you [all of you]) but I’ve nearly burnt my eyes off my face. Some would say it’s a rash but I’d describe it more as a “severe, grotesque, chemical burn from Satan himself.” It’s… More My Eyeballs are Flaking Off
It’s not even 10PM yet and I’m perfecting my nest. I’ve gathered my pillows and bits of hair and twigs that I can wrap myself in to keep warm. I was getting punchy there for a while so instead of using the $30 firming night cream I bought, I dumped a bunch of lavender massage… More I’m in Bed Already, God Bless America
Although I talk about me all the time, I don’t talk really talk about ME. I started writing a post earlier but realized it was going to take some more time thinking it through* (*requires more concentration than being in front of the TV with cookie butter trying to write it for 6 hours). I’m going to… More Let’s Talk about Me More
My mother has a video on her phone that she sent me. I do not get embarrassed easily. This past week one of my coworkers didn’t knock on the bathroom door and I fell off the toilet and onto my hands and knees with my pants around my ankles trying to prevent her from coming… More BlackMail
Three songs for EPISODE 3. For the past week and a half, I’ve been playing THREE songs compulsively.As always, YouTube clips are linked in the titles. LET’S GET TO IT. I Go to Sleep- Sia Off her 2008 album “Some People Have Real Problems.” I first heard this song about a year ago and kept… More Songs I Listen to Compulsively: Episode 3