Although I haven’t been posting, I am still alive. Most my energy has been taken up by trying to read the 14 overdue library books I have, and also playing with the new carpet washer. Things Learned: Never push the rug washer forward or your house will set on fire.
I’m currently working on my gangsta rap song, “Straight Outta Gotham”, which is charming.
In other news, all my bed sheets have been burnt by my dryer.
Tomorrow is Columbus Day which means free car washes at my neighborhood car wash center, HOORAY! I do have to work though, but I have my fingies and my tootsies crossed that I get out early. If I don’t that’s okay too because I enjoy feeding my cats.
I have a couple essays I will be posting soon, so hold onto your butts, kids!