Today, as I was sitting at my desk pretending I was a CEO of a Fortune 500 Company (hold all my calls, Whiskers), I thought about jail. 

Yes, jail. It occurred to me that jail is a long term grown-up time-out. I say this because 1) in time-out, you’re usually sent to a reasonably pleasurable place with all your cool toys and stuff and 2) about 5 minutes in time-out when your younger is forever, kind of like 12 months for adults is forever. Books, TV, bed. In a Venn Diagram, those things would be the purple part between the red circle of time-out and the blue circle of jail. These are just  the facts people, I don’t make them up.

Yay!