“Too Snarky”

Another rejected list. I still stand by everything.

 

How to Lose a Guy in 10 Seconds (or Less!)

Only wear mahogany colored lip liner.

Show him your Taylor Swift quote tattoo.

List all 46 reasons why you don’t believe in flossing.

Mention how that smoked sausage you ate earlier is really doing a number on you.

Be sure to show him your “Wedding Ideas!!” Pinterest board.

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