Hey friends!
As none of you may know, I got all 5 of my wisdom teeth (devolving) pulled out this past week. I was prescribed Oxycodone and have been laying in bed eating chocolate frappes for a continuous 48 hours. In that time I’ve compiled a list of the obscure food I’ve been craving. The items on this list could only be a result of Oxycodone ingestion or immaculate conception. Enjoy.
1) McDoubles. Mounds and mounds of McDoubles all over my body. No pickles, extra onions.
2) Chef Boyardee Beefaroni. On top a piece of bread that has been slathered in sea salted butter.
3) Waffle fries smothered in cheese from a carnival located on a pier.
4) Bark from the north side of a Oak tree, sprinkled with the dandruff of a wood nymph named Alice.
5) A broken light bulb with some apricot preserves liberally applied to the outer side.
These are about 47% true, but then again I was home-schooled.
I’ve been craving a light bulb with some strawberry preserves.
Strawberries are the king of berries.
They definitely rule over the blackberries. Blackberries just stick around all the time.
Not a fan of blackberries. Texture similar to what I imagine small rubber Tonka tires would be like.