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Dog Names and Their Corresponding Traits
Rocky- Big, Lovable, Dumb. Frequently knocks down trashcans and your grandmother.
Buddy- Sweetheart, Looks cute in neckerchiefs, Attention whore. Brings in paper, shits in shoes.
Chelsea (or Kelly) – Smart, Good with kids, Travels well. Stomach issues, diarrhea all over your summer home.
Skip- Small, Fast, Sunny disposition. Prone to being hit by cars/elderly neighbors.
Pompom- Jealous, Fluffy, Plans for world domination. Fits easily in purse or glove box, will kill your children.
Roxy- Loyal, Abnormally long tongue, Loves swimming, and sunglasses. Might be a lesbian.
Tucker – Very intelligent, Military training, Long legs. Smarter than you, uses your MacBook Pro while you’re watching Girls.