I’m Having a Meltdown

HEY GUYS! I’M HAVING A MELTDOWN! 

I’m going to be in the same room as David Sedaris later, and I’m sweating bullets. I’ve already cried three times today and I’m waiting for the uncontrollable diarrhea to start.

I always hear it’s disappointing to meet your idols, but I’ve heard David Sedaris is one of the nicest people. 

Okay, I’m going to go lie on the floor and eat a bunch of Tums.

 

 

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