I’m Having a Meltdown


I’m going to be in the same room as David Sedaris later, and I’m sweating bullets. I’ve already cried three times today and I’m waiting for the uncontrollable diarrhea to start.

I always hear it’s disappointing to meet your idols, but I’ve heard David Sedaris is one of the nicest people. 

Okay, I’m going to go lie on the floor and eat a bunch of Tums.




      1. I am a pretty positive person, but I am “bitter” towards any kid who asks for my number on Xbox Live. I would enjoy a bitter post on that. x_@

      2. Being my polite self, I said “I don’t give out my information, sorry.” It was met with “du u hav a cell #? i can txt u.” OH THE HUMANITY

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