I’m Having a Meltdown

HEY GUYS! I’M HAVING A MELTDOWN! 

I’m going to be in the same room as David Sedaris later, and I’m sweating bullets. I’ve already cried three times today and I’m waiting for the uncontrollable diarrhea to start.

I always hear it’s disappointing to meet your idols, but I’ve heard David Sedaris is one of the nicest people. 

Okay, I’m going to go lie on the floor and eat a bunch of Tums.

 

 

10 Comments

      1. I am a pretty positive person, but I am “bitter” towards any kid who asks for my number on Xbox Live. I would enjoy a bitter post on that. x_@

      2. Being my polite self, I said “I don’t give out my information, sorry.” It was met with “du u hav a cell #? i can txt u.” OH THE HUMANITY

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