HEY GUYS! I’M HAVING A MELTDOWN!
I’m going to be in the same room as David Sedaris later, and I’m sweating bullets. I’ve already cried three times today and I’m waiting for the uncontrollable diarrhea to start.
I always hear it’s disappointing to meet your idols, but I’ve heard David Sedaris is one of the nicest people.
Okay, I’m going to go lie on the floor and eat a bunch of Tums.