BEHOLD! Another rejected list submission.
Perks of Living on Cape Cod
Your diamond bracelets second as napkin rings for your surprise picnics on the beach!
You know ALL of the Kennedy cousins, and are close friends with Shecky, Harpo, and Twanda Kennedy.
Those Madras Bermuda shorts look great on the golf course. And that seagull golf club cover? You are too much!
A belt to match every set of loafers with little whales, little crabs, and adorable little sailboats. I am in Heaven!
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You are some kinda unique. You deserve to meet David Sedaris someday and write a post about how awesome the meeting was.
You know I think you are on to something there. And thank you, I usually get “crazy” but I’ll take unique any day 😀