I got me a brandy-new tooth in my face hole.
I realize that I have many face holes, but it’s in my biggest face hole with the rest of my teeth.
Following a 3 year diet consisting of 6 cokes and 2 Hot Pockets a day, one of my teeth rotted out into oblivion.
I swear I have nice teeth otherwise, this was in my “tween” years where my essential bodily upkeep was not up to normal standards. Unless you consider glittery eyebrows and white eyeliner normal.
I can’t chew on that side of my face for week. I chew aggressively so hopefully the right side of my jaw doesn’t turn into one giant beefed-up muscle.
I’ll take pictures if that happens.
Until next time, scuba boobs!