But remember that time I told you I might be a witch?
I was going through some old pictures and found this one.
I’m 63% sure (which I misspelled as “shore” at first-a tell tale sign of a witch) that I can suck your soul out if you look into my eyes for 13 seconds.
And, as always, if you don’t forward this chain to 48 of your closests friends, a little girl by the name of Hortence will haunt you for all of eternity. But only when you’re on the toilet. Which is obviously the worst.