Twenty facts about me.

1. I love stand-up (comedy).
2. My middle name is Kirby.
3. I love the X-Files.
4. I got through a couple rounds of tryouts for Wheel of Fortune.
5. I love roller skating (and derby skating).
6. I have a yellow rose tattooed on my forearm.
7. I am heavily considering getting an X-Files related tattoo.
8. I was a Van Halen girl extra in an Adam Sandler movie. 
9. I graduated in 2011 with a degree in English with a Writing concentration.
10. I love Coke. 
11. I love mocha iced coffee.
12. I make YouTube videos of Nutcrackers singing. They are intended to be terrible. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UyMvGbPVr1Y
13. I’m running out of things to say about myself.
14. I almost pissed in my dad’s ashes once.
15. I took some writing classes through the Second City and it was the greatest.
16. My cat has diabetes so I give her shots because I love her furever.
17. I want to write comedy and do stand-up for the rest of my life.
18. I play Gears of War a lot.
19. I’m not certain that I’m using the functions in Gmail correctly.
20. My first name is Lauren. 

Tah-dah! Not that interesting facts about me.

In all fairness, I am eating ice cream, so that’s distracting.

Until next time, my sklerpnergs.