I watched the movie Twin Peaks: Fire Walk with Me. If you don’t know, it’s the prequel to the television series, complete with 110% more screaming, nudity, F-bombs. Even a little evil, incestuous, possession sex. Which is the best kind, of course. But when in Rome…do as much as you can given that you couldn’t do it before on a television platform.
I both loved it and was disappointed by it. BUT the only reason I was disappointed is because they cut the scene that showed me and Agent Dale Cooper making love. That and Agent Desmond disappears forever. Just when I was getting used to NOT seeing my beloved Dale. I know that I’m watching a David Lynch film, why the fuck should I have resolution? Well because I’m a woman with needs. Needs for knowing the whereabouts of Special Agents. Is Desmond at the Black Lodge?! Or was he like “I’m going to GTFO that lady is yelling about her hot water and I don’t need this small town shit.” I just don’t know.
I also demand more Gordon Cole airtime. I fell in love with David Lynch’s humor while watching Twin Peaks, but then Gordon Cole came on the screen and I knew me, Cooper, and Cole were meant to be in a love triangle.
Anyways, I have to go search the internet for information on the blue rose.
If you haven’t seen Twin Peaks, I suggest you open up your laptop or turn on your Roku and bring up Netflix because you really should not be wasting ANY more time not watching it.
– Lolo Von TwinPeaksloversteinbergLynchfan