Skulleerrrbop

Hi childrens.

It’s FALL! I can go outside! My skin won’t flake off from being burnt by the sun! It’ll flake off from being too dry from the cold weather but sometimes you have to pick your battles hahahahaha *weeps*

I’ve been listening to the Spice Girls “2 Become 1” at least 3 times a day. It’s been very sensual in Chez Lo, i.e. burning the 48 maple apple cider cinnamon Yankee Candles I bought in bulk at Marshall’s and feeding myself the baker’s chocolate leftover in the cabinet.

It’s taken me about 3 hours to write this nothing post because I’ve been battling with my iTunes account over whether my computer is authorized to play Danke Schoen. IT’S FRICKEN CRIMINAL I TELL YA.

I’m almost offended that I haven’t developed bed sores.

My ability to retain direction and focus to bring the hard hitting details of my uncultured existence to the masses is starting to waiver.

I also ate How to Train Your Dragon 2 shaped Macaroni&Cheese for dinner today. I ran out of milk so I just used extra butter. I’m really trying to follow aย strict health regimen ๐Ÿ™‚ tehe.

I bought my Halloween costume butย I can’t tell you what it is because I really want to savor the suspense of a $60 bodysuit made of the same material book covers are made of (not a brown paper Stop&Shop bag, more like Spandex/Rayon/Polyster).

Okay I have to go lay in my bed and stare at my phone for 6 hours love you bye.

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