I wrote a really great post and WordPress said there was an error and deleted it. 

Here is a synopsis of the post: 

1. I died four years ago and now I’m just using your wifi.
2. My bed is the location of a very beautiful mountain range (of clean laundry.)
3. Mount Iguessillfuckinfoldya and Mount Youregoinonthefloorya.
4. I said “ornery gargoyles.” 
5. Also, “quack-o-matics.”

There you have it! Maybe I’ll just start condensing my posts into lists like this. Hmm.

Okay love you you’re smelly bye