This is your Uncle Tony.
I watched a lot of Heavyweights as a kid.
I also started a long post last night then fell asleep on top of my phone. My dedication is unwavering.
Who else is not showering this morning?
One of my third of seven wake-up call alarms is going off so I better go splash my face, wipe my armpit with a baby wipe, and slap on some new underwear. WHO’S WITH ME?!
Enjoy your day, 143xo831xx0xily