I used to take surveys and post them on MySpace all the time. I just ate a whole pizza so I thought I’d keep the fun going by answering some food related questions! Link to original survey embedded in the Food Survey title!
1. How do you feel about golden oreos?
Second hand Vienna fingers.
2. What is your favorite dessert topping?
I’ve been recently into KitKat chunks and/or Reese’s cup chunks.
3. What is your favorite flavor/brand of bubble gum?
BubbleYum or Grape Big League Chew
4. Favorite cheese?
5. Favorite Lunch Meat?
Mortadella because salt is god.
6. Favorite ice cream flavor?
“Just Jimmies” by Brighams or Black Raspberry Chip from the Polar Cave ice cream parlor.
7. Best looking food?
I like the way cartoon pizza looks. In real life, maybe one of those glazes hams with the pineapple on it.
8. Best food to put cheese on?
Dumping shredded cheese one top of cold salsa.
9. Best sexual food?
Are we taking aphrodisiacs or licorice underwear?
10. Best tasting drink in the summer?
11. Best tasting drink in winter?
Moscow Mule. I’m not as opaque as I’d like to be.
12. Best food for a night out with friends?
13. Best foods to eat with a roll?
Pasta or soup.
14. Messiest food, in your opinion?
15. Easiest food to prepare?
16. Cheapest food you ever ate?
17. Most expensive food you ever ate?
Some sort of steak, I’d imagine.
18. Stinkiest food you ever ate?
I don’t eat stinky food.
19. Favorite dipping sauce?
Sweet and sour sauce or the garlic aioli from Night Market in Cambridge, Ma.
20. Best pizza topping?
Onions….or maybe a sprinkle of feta.
21. Favorite potato chip flavor?
Sea Salt & Vinegar.
22. Most toxic substance you ever ate?
23. Most calories you ate in one meal?
The pizza I ate this morning. I wish I were joking.
24. Favorite soda?
25. Favorite flavor of juice?
White grape mixed with anything.
26. Favorite Vegetable?
Water chestnuts. Although, I think they might be a fruit. Whatever.
27. Favorite Fruit?
28. Worst canned food?
All canned foods.
29. Best side dish?
30. Worst fast food restaurant?
Wendy’s? Mainly because of mayonnaise.
31. Best restaurant?
I’ll forever be in love with Night Market as mentioned previously.
32. Best smelling food?
French onion soup.
33. Favorite appetizer?
Maybe those onion string things. I could shovel those for days.
34. Favorite cookie flavor?
Oatmeal chocolate chip… or a raspberry linzer.
35. Favorite cake flavor?
36. Favorite pie flavor?
37. Chocolate or rainbow sprinkles?
This depends on the situation and ice cream at hand.
38. Ketchup or Mustard?
This depends on the situation and the ice cream at hand. I mean, food.
39. Best food to have on a date?
Ice cream? So you can each have your own and then cough in each other’s faces when the dairy creates a whole bunch of mucous.
40. Most share-able food?
French fries. They are pretty easy to grab and split up.
Did I do okay? Do you agree or disagree with anything? LET ME KNOW!