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McSweeney’s Internet Tendency

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Reductress 

How to Make Your Queefs Adorable By Inserting a Squeak Box Into Your Vagina

4 Other Hearts Your Can Destroy Until Christopher Realizes He’s in Love with You

How to Look Hot in Your Stilettos When You Broke Your Toe in Them Four Hours Ago

5 Cute Bicycle Baskets to Distract From Your Training Wheels

5 Beautiful Centerpieces That No One Will Take Home Because Your Scheduled a Weekday Wedding

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The Dentist Dropped the Drill in My Mouth and Severed My Tongue

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The Bridge: Vol. 12

Your Father’s Funeral