I swear that one day soon, I am going to win the Walgreens Care sweepstakes.
If you have no idea what I’m talking about, I urge you to look at the bottom of your Walgreens receipt. That little sequence of numbers is my ticket to some fast cash. If you don’t live near a Walgreens, it’s a Duane Reade or CVS. At the bottom of EVERY receipt, there is a survey to win $3,000. Let me tell you, my odds of winning are through the goddamn roof. I am WAITING for my ship to come in. And it will.
I know I’m being aggressive but you would too if you’ve been entering the same contest 3+ times a month for about 2 years.
What is something you do that is kinda weird?
I watch a lot of Barbie: Life in the DreamHouse on Netflix because it’s grear.
On the surface I would say I’m afraid of sinkholes. Those pop up wherever the fuck they want. Could be right under your toilet.
I’m also afraid of not being able to save my cats. I have dreams that I’m trying to run away with them from something menacing like coyotes or tornadoes.
One of my more deeper fears is not succeeding how I want to. I have ENORMOUS goals career wise, so when I lay in bed at night, in my Barbie pajamas, I wind up thinking about all the things I should be doing instead of sleeping.
What are you afraid of? Spiders? Monkeys? Spider Monkeys?