Nine. Nine. Nine.

Blog challenge.

Day Nine!

What are my worst habits?


The one that is the most persistent and gets me into “trouble” is that after meeting someone and I decided I like them, I immediately begin to think we are secretly in love and start imagining our future.

That’s fine enough, if kept to one’s self.

But I don’t do that.

I forget that we aren’t that great of friends, and bombard them with love and affection.

It can get weird.

A lot of people play along, but when they don’t, me and my emotions come to a screeching halt.

More bad habits?

I have a horrendous temper.

I lost my pedometer the other day and spent 45 minutes tearing the house apart, slamming things, swearing, etc.

I realized later it was in my car, but not before leaving a path of mass destruction.

Other than that I guess I’m perfect, right? *farts*


Until next time, my  little zack attacks.

Day 7…blerg…

Blog Challenge! Day 7. 

Although, the amount of time I’ve taken to do this, I’m probably on day 46.

My “pet hates.”

Do you mean pet peeves? 

I don’t really hate anything. 

Except for olives.

Fuck olives.

Anyways, I don’t like when people step on the back of my flip flops because they are walking too close to me. 

It’s not that big of a deal.

But I think what annoys me more is when animals step on the back of my flip flops. 

This actually happened the other day, and I don’t think I’ve never been more enraged in my life. 


Okay, that’s it!

Blog Challenge Day …6 or something?

My Five Senses. RIGHT NOW.

I don’t really find the significance in this one.

1) Smell: I can smell my cat’s litter box. She has diabetes and a UTI. 😀

2) Sight: I’m staring at my computer because 8 hours of staring at it during work wasn’t satisfying enough.

3) Sound: This actually excites me. I’m listening to David Sedaris on Marc Maron’s WTFPodcast. We all know how much I love David Sedaris. If you don’t know what I’m talking about —>HERE! CLICK ME!<—

4) Taste: Maybe I should brush my teeth.

5) Touch: My keyboard. Click click click.


10 Songs I Love … RIGHT NOW.

These really are just songs I don’t get sick of. 

1. Rock Lobster- B52’s

2. Losing My Religion – R.E.M.

3. The Logical Song- Supertramp

4. Somewhere Only We Know – Keane (Leave me alone.)

5. Would I Lie to You?- Charles & Eddie

6. Space Age Love Song- A Flock of Seagulls

7. Two Weeks- Grizzly Bear

8. Video Games- Lana del Rey (I KNOW. But I still think it’s great.)

9. Livin’ Thing- Electric Light Orchestra

10. Escapade- Janet Jackson


I was going to put all the YouTube links to the songs, but then I got distracted by my YouTube recommendations and ended up watching an hour long HBO show on comedians.

Oh well.

I added the Rock Lobster one!

Okay, until next time my little plerp nerbs!

Blog Shell-Hands: DAY FOUR

Fourth day of the blog challenge.

I went to go see the B52’s and GoGo’s last night. 

I’ll write all about that when I have more time.

BUT Day Four: What are you afraid of?

On the surface I would say I’m afraid of sinkholes. Those pop up wherever the fuck they want. Could be right under your toilet.

I’m also afraid of not being able to save my cats. I have dreams that I’m trying to run away with them from something menacing like coyotes or tornadoes. 

One of my more deeper fears is not succeeding how I want to. I have ENORMOUS goals career wise, so when I lay in bed at night, in my Barbie pajamas, I wind up thinking about all the things I should be doing instead of sleeping.

What are you afraid of? Spiders? Monkeys? Spider Monkeys?

Until next time, my little bamboo shoots.


Twenty facts about me.

  1. I love stand-up (comedy).
  2. My middle name is Kirby.
  3. I love the X-Files.
  4. I got through a couple rounds of tryouts for Wheel of Fortune.
  5. I love roller skating (and derby skating).
  6. I have a yellow rose tattooed on my forearm.
  7. I am heavily considering getting an X-Files related tattoo.
  8. I was a Van Halen girl extra in an Adam Sandler movie. 
  9. I graduated in 2011 with a degree in English with a Writing concentration.
  10. I love Coke. 
  11. I love mocha iced coffee.
  12. I make YouTube videos of Nutcrackers singing. They are intended to be terrible.
  13. I’m running out of things to say about myself.
  14. I almost pissed in my dad’s ashes once.
  15. I took some writing classes through the Second City and it was the greatest.
  16. My cat has diabetes so I give her shots because I love her furever.
  17. I want to write comedy and do stand-up for the rest of my life.
  18. I play Gears of War a lot.
  19. I’m not certain that I’m using the functions in Gmail correctly.
  20. My first name is Lauren. 

Tah-dah! Not that interesting facts about me.

In all fairness, I am eating ice cream, so that’s distracting.

Until next time, my sklerpnergs.

Blog Challenge: Day 1

Yay Inner-nets!

Finally found a spot where I can get internet to talk to you precious babies.

I wanted to do that blog challenge. So DAY ONE.

A recent photo and introduction.

I don’t take pictures of myself often, but I did take this one to show off my super great new shoes. I’ll attach a picture of them too.

I’ll give you the basics for an introduction. I’m a lady. I’m 23. I like to wear a lot of oddball things (like the shoes). One of my reasons for living is to watch the X-Files. I have a passion for stand-up comedy and would watch or do it every single day for forever.

I don’t want to give TOO much away in case I need to say something fun and interesting for a future blog challenge post.

Okay, time for Mulder and dinner.

Until next time my sweet pickle dicks!