Kitties Kitties Kitties

I’ve hopped on board the HMS Neko Astume ship and me and my babies have set sail merrily across the sea. 

For those of you who are unaware, Neko Astume is an app that is essentially a Pokemon game for kitty lovers. You have your little backyard and you set out various toys, food, play houses, etc to lure kitties in. Once a kitty shows up, their data is logged in to a Pokedex type catalogue. You can take pictures and make photo albums and all the fun stuff you’d wanna do if a bunch of kitties were playing in your backyard. Here is a glimpse of one of my more recent discoveries:  

 

They take after their mom, don’t they? 

They also have great names and distinctive personalities.  

 
Bandit IS wild at heart.

At first I thought the game was boring but I find it’s a calming distraction from all the other apps I have. 

I’m curious about the power level for the cat…its gotta mean something more…

My question is Have Your Ever Been Obsessed with a Phone Game? If so, what and  why?

K I love you 143 bye!

$19 In My Bank Account

Have you ever gone shopping and just completely disregarded your budget and bought the soundtrack to Disney’s Frozen? and some mascara? and a KitKat bar?

Strange, ME TOO!

Looks like we’ll both be staying home and watching reruns* of The Wire on our laptops in our mothers’ house. (*Reruns is the new term for “has been renting each season’s DVD set at the local library.” Speaking of which, can you even rent from a library you are not local to? They got rules about that shit.)

While we’re in our homes this weekend, watching our reruns, we can also SELL A BUNCH OF STUFF ON THE INTERNET! In preparation of my move (as mentioned in a previous post, which I’m SURE you’ve read) I’ve been packing up my precious items and discarding items that I know longer need/won’t fit in the UHaul. Need a children’s jewelry box? How about 4 of them? No? We just keep discovering how alike we are! I have an impressive snow globe collection, books, and clothes. Sorry, not giving away my stuffed animals, if I ever need to barricade my door from and intruder or need to choke serial killer, then I’d be really up a creak without a Build-a-Bear. (Thank God I have 6.)

Well my charlatans, it’s bedtime! I’ll let you know if I find some coins in the sofa or behind the washing machine. We can go get ice cream, my treat!

K, love you, bye.

Montgomery Whiskers, Esquire: A Monologue

Today as I sit at my desk, I am Montgomery Whiskers, Kitten-at-Law. My friends call me Monty, but then again, I have no friends. My hard work pooping in my briefcase and throwing up behind the radiator has led to many of them behind bars at the Happy Tails Kennel, a maximum security facility. No blankets, no squeaky toys, no wet food. I hate to see them go, but it’s either them… or me. Tony Two-Paws was my most recent case. Caught trading nip to some little minx in the back alley behind the Fish Market. It’s a sick world out there, I’ll tell ya. But somebody’s gotta keep these streets clean. (Slams clenched paw on desk, composes self, straightens necktie)

Kitten-at-Law

Today as I sit at my desk, I am Montgomery Whiskers, Kitten-at-law. My friends call me Monty, but then again, I have no friends. My hard work pooping in my briefcase and throwing up behind the radiator has led to many of them behind bars at the Happy Tails Kennel, a maximum security facility. No blankets, no squeaky toys, no wet food. I hate to see them go, but it’s either them… or me. Tony Two-Paws was my most recent case. Caught trading nip to some little minx in the back alley behind the Fish Market. It’s a sick world out there, I’ll tell ya. But somebody’s gotta keep these streets clean. *slams clenched paw on desk, composes self, straightens necktie*